Tachman (35) from Glasgow, Scotland, irvine
About me
Want A laugh ???? Read This Then ha ha ha! A Scottish Love Poem ! (Who said Scottish guy's aren't romantic?) A' coorse ah love ye darlin' Ye're a bloody tap notch burd. An' when ah say ye're gorgeous Ah mean iv'ry single word. So yer bum is oan the big side Ah don't mind a bit o flab. It means that whin ah'm ready There's somethin' therr tae grab. So yer belly isny flat nae merr Ah tell ye, ah don't cerr. So long as when ah cuddle ye I cin get mah erms roon' therr. Nae wummin wha is your age Hiz nice roon' perky breasts. They jist gave in tae gravity Bit ah know ye did yer best. Ah'm tellin ye the truth noo Ah nivir tell ye lies. Ah think its very sexy Thit ye've goat dimples oan yer thighs. Ah swerr oan mah grannies grave noo The moment thit we met. Ah thocht ye wiz as guid as Ah wiz ivir goanie get. Nae maitter whit ye look like Ah'll aywiz love ye dear. Noo shut up while the fitba's oan An' fetch anither beer LOL
Tachman's Bands
GENERAL
- UsernameTachman
- SexualityMale seeking Female
- Age35
- StarsignScorpio
- AreaUnited Kingdom, Scotland, Glasgow
- Townirvine
- Last Login18/05/2008
- Member since28/09/2007
MY APPEARANCE
- Height5´ 10" (178 cm)
- Bodyshapeathletic and toned
- Haircolourdark blonde
- Hairstyleshort
- Eyecolourblue
- General appearanceEuropean/White
MY INTERESTS
- I like...red kola
- I dislike...moodieness
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looking for...
- a long-term relationship
- a date
- ...flirty fun?!
- a short-term relationship
- a threesome with 1 guy and 2 girls
- a travel companion
- an activity partner
- casual encounters
- friendship first, maybe more
- guess what !?
- no idea!
- romance
- some fun
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Sports
- Walking
- table tennis
- Cycling
- Billiards/Pool
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Music
- Rock
- Pop
- Gothic Rock
- dance
- 80s
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Authors
- C.S. Lewis
