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A Scottish Love Poem !
(Who said Scottish guy's aren't romantic?)
A' coorse ah love ye darlin'
Ye're a bloody tap notch burd.
An' when ah say ye're gorgeous
Ah mean iv'ry single word.
So yer bum is oan the big side
Ah don't mind a bit o flab.
It means that whin ah'm ready
There's somethin' therr tae grab.
So yer belly isny flat nae merr
Ah tell ye, ah don't cerr.
So long as when ah cuddle ye
I cin get mah erms roon' therr.
Nae wummin wha is your age
Hiz nice roon' perky breasts.
They jist gave in tae gravity
Bit ah know ye did yer best.
Ah'm tellin ye the truth noo
Ah nivir tell ye lies.
Ah think its very sexy
Thit ye've goat dimples oan yer thighs.
Ah swerr oan mah grannies grave noo
The moment thit we met.
Ah thocht ye wiz as guid as
Ah wiz ivir goanie get.
Nae maitter whit ye look like
Ah'll aywiz love ye dear.
Noo shut up while the fitba's oan
An' fetch anither beer
LOL
I am looking for: a long-term relationship, a date, ...flirty fun?!, a short-term relationship, a threesome with 1 guy and 2 girls, a travel companion, an activity partner, casual encounters, friendship first, maybe more, guess what !?, no idea!, romance, some fun,
I'm a laid back, friendly, fun loving guy who's always trying to make people crack a smile in one way or other. I've got a real eclectic taste in music so I'm happy listening to anything original and I love my films too, especially thought provoking, intelligent thrillers and sci-fi stuff (yes, my dad made us watch Dr Who and Trek when we where young, so please feel free to blame him for that ;P).
I'm a semi pro photographer and do a little graphic design and the odd bit of modeling on the side. I love being in the middle of nowhere on a mountain or hill, overlooking gorgeous countryside with not a man made sound or structure around, it just makes me feel 100% free and happy :) I'm far too old for my age if that makes any sense lol, I'm not a big one for clubbing any more. I'm looking to make new friends, perhapse more, see what happens. I'm fairly new up here in Scotland so don't really know anyone at all yet, so would be great to get to know some peeps to chill with.
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I am looking for: some fun, romance, friendship first, maybe more, an activity partner, a short-term relationship, a long-term relationship, a date,
basically i think im a fun person. nice to be around. generous. a bad speller. kind. romantic and passionate. i like having good discussions on philosofy with like and unlike minds alike (to many likes)
i love the look on peoples faces when you say or do just what they want. im more of a present giver than reciever.
when i say i like rollerblading as a sport i mean the extreme kind.
not much of a clubber. rather have a nice quiet night in with a girlfriend or mates and watch a movie or have a good meal.
just moved to glasgow. originally from northern ireland. belfast.
i play bass. been playing for 2 years.
im a self confessed geek. i like having the lastest kit. even if i cant afford it.
i tend to be myself. dont realy carewhat i wear or what i look like aslong as im in the company of people who dont care what i look like either lol. i use the phrse lol far to much.
thats about all i can think of telling you guys. thanks for reading
oh im at the glasgow school of art
I am looking for: some fun, romance, open relationship, no strings fun, no idea!, casual encounters, a webcam chat, a date, ...flirty fun?!,
I'm basically on here to meet like minded girls who I hope will get on with and perhaps find a connection. You never know where things lead.
I'm eager to meet new people as the pubs and clubs just don't do it for me. I'm no good at shouting and my dancing leaves a lot to be desired.
To meet people I've gone to the suggested places like supermarkets and libraries [ i end up feeling like some weird stalker or something and leave with a jar of beetroot or a large print western :o) ].
I like fun , mischevious, intelligent girls who have a wicked sense of humour and lots of patience. Kind, open minded and free spirited.
Someone to share adventures with and who I can share any thought with no matter how ridiculous A companion get into scrapes and have a good giggle about it afterwards . Someone to relax and laugh with.
A fellow mouesketeer!
If you're into Music, Art, Literatue, Indie films that would be great !!
gat it while it's hot !!! or something ;)
Anyway
I am looking for: some fun, romance, open relationship, no strings fun, no idea!, just friends, just chatting, friendship first, maybe more, discreet encounters, casual encounters, a travel companion, a threesome with 1 guy and 2 girls, a long-term relationship, a date, ...flirty fun?!,
looking 4 some friend 2 have a laugh n party with! so if ur up 4 a laugh with a party animal then feel free. lookin 4 anybody fae glesga lookin 2 meet up
I am looking for: open relationship, no strings fun, chatting on the phone, an activity partner, ...flirty fun?!,
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